girlsmoonsandstars:

decembersoul:

Ultra-Short Versions of Classic Books For Lazy People

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kengriffey-jr:
“someone help her
”

kengriffey-jr:

someone help her

fat-birds:

fulsvamp:

Long tailed tit is called stjärtmes in swedish

stjärt = butt
mes = dork (or softy/softie, according to google translate)

this is a buttdork

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ohhh my god goohhhhhd ohhh my godhehed hohhhh my gohdedddddddd

fruitcrocs:
“fuckyahumor:
“malibudaniel:
“ hey mtv and welcome to my crib *bounces up stairs*
” ”

fruitcrocs:

fuckyahumor:

malibudaniel:

hey mtv and welcome to my crib *bounces up stairs*

whosthatweirdkid:

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i told myself to have the heart to travel, to be unafraid of the world..we only live just once and we got to make memories we’ll laugh on as we get old

danger:
“It’s like you can hear it
”

danger:

It’s like you can hear it

macross-82:
“https://www.instagram.com/p/Boa5Z6LhTzt/
”

macross-82:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Boa5Z6LhTzt/

newromaantics:

sometimes harvest mice sleep in tulips. here are some that will make you happy

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thanks. Have a great day

kelssiel:

targent:

targent:

targent:

unrelatableuserboxes:

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

- Targent (2019) “A Treatise on Hubris”

rockintwink:

catchymemes:

Worlds largest single firework shell

That’s not that bi-hoLY SHIT

fyeahegerton:

Taron is actually surprisingly good. The best person I’ve ever trained. He’s a really fast learner. I wanted Taron to look like archery is his second nature. Like it’s fast and dynamic, so he’d shoot an arrow without thinking — Lars Anderson, Taron’s archery trainer.

Taron could fire three arrows a second. He could hit moving targets in the air. He was a really impressive archer by the end of the training — Otto Bathurst, director of Robin Hood (2018)

tagged → #um hello

herhmione:

god my absolute favorite feeling is devouring a book, when you get so into the pages and the words that you have to stop your eyes from skipping lines and force yourself to read every word, when you’re so impatient for what happens next that you can’t sit still while reading, when you have to re read whole pages because you were too busy predicting and anticipating that you missed the actual events, when you read a part that’s too good for words and you have to close the book and scream into your pillow, that’s what reading a truly great book is about and the feeling is even better when you haven’t found a book like that in a long time and then you stumble across one and something inside of you awakens

stvrklight:

chancethereaper:

snowhands:

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see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time

Where are his legs

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tagged → #he's our Nessie